There is no suspense in this list this week. You already know what's at #1, and you probably don't care what's on the rest of the list. I barely care, and I put the thing together. This is a week where the #1 video towers over everything else -- not just the week's other music videos, but the week's other cultural artifacts, from pretty much any medium. Suffice to say: "T-Shirt" is no longer the best music video of 2017. (Sorry, "T-Shirt." I still love you.) This week's picks are below.